The Anaheim Correctional Facility Poetry Journal: Issue #14 All I want is to be a small town poet laureate, paid a minimal sum to jump from firehouse to football field spreading my word like Skippy across the Wonderbread of little America. All I want is someone to walk up to me in Blockbuster and say, Dang, I love your shit, would you mind taking a look at mine? Then I’d put Bodacious Ta Tas back and turn on a dime for these small- town lovers of the letter, of what it’s like to live in a hamlet with a 7-Eleven and a near-sighted poet laureate. Afterwards, I’d collect my gilders and wine from the Queen of the Township who mistakes me for the mother of eight who tried to sneak her 2 youngest under the fence at the community pool. Get the hell out! the Queen cries not hearing, But I’m the poet laureate of your small town. But she hears small town when the door ricochets back open and tells the cops I said, The hell with this small town! Next, I’m arrested at my subsidized housing unit and brought to trial for being unpatriotic. The judge bangs out such a shame coming from the poet laureate on her gavel. Sentenced without parole I write on the walls tap Navajo code to the poet laureate in the next cell, from the next town. Same thing happened to me, he taps back. Good God, this country’s a mess, I cry forgetting to tap. Silence! the guard bellows. I’ve heard about you from your mother. And he rocks me to sleep whispering Pinko, Pinko, Pinko.